What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?