What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Are baby skunks cute?