Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why are mountains so funny?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?