What type of bean doesn't have protein?
A Jelly Bean®.
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?