What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Ragdolls.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call a thieving alligator?