What do writers and football players both stress about?
Getting their draft right.
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's the slowest 5k?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What fairy loves to count?
How do winter months greet each other?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?