What British bugs are the best singers?
Beetles.
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What does a naughty hen lay?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Which animals rush into love too fast?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What song does the horizon hum at sunrise?
How do crayons finish tests?