Why did the chicken stroll across the street?
To wing it.
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What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do dogs sip when they're under the weather?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do farmers chat about while milking cows?