Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
Where does a meal go for a quick rest?
How did the candy save the stranded sailor?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why is hiring a clown so tricky?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Where do German dogs sleep?
How do penguins build their homes?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?