What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
The chow chow slide.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What is the color of the wind?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?