Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?