Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?