What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
What food works on buildings all day?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the drum go outside?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What is a tree's least favorite month?