What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the horse say after tripping?
Which fast food place wins every race?
What makes music in your hair?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?