Why shouldn't you trust a pig with secrets?
They spill the slop.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the mom start playing soccer?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why is hiring a clown so tricky?