What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Air buds.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?