What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
You're such a pill.
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?