Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
When is a baseball player like a thief?