Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the body of water think so much?