Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling!
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?