What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?