What do cellos eat for breakfast?
Bow-tmeal.
What do farmers chat about while milking cows?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Where do cows go for fun on weekends?
Which animal never loses a match?
Why did the young wizard lose his hair?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What pizza always makes the cheer squad?
What do you call a cow with a newborn?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?