Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
What does an escalator say when it breaks?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a well-dressed lion?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Did you hear the story about the skunk camping trip?
Where does a mermaid dream of traveling?
What's black and white and red all over?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?