What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Lean beef.
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do little fish love to play with?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?