What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?