How do fleas travel?
Itch hiking.
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What cartoon character loves insects?