Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
What shape is bad at driving?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the door get a round of applause?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?