How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Hebrews it.
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why don't ostriches fly much?
What did the butterfly's kids say to cheer her up?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What is a mouse's favorite game?