Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?