Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?