What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?