Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What tea do footballers drink?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?