Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do trees whisper to flowers in spring?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What dog works in a bakery?