Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What washes up on miniature beaches?