What do you call a chicken and cow arguing?
A barnyard beef.
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?