What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Spider silk.
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call the king of vegetables?