How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
Why was the horse so happy?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
How does a cow do math?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the cat say after slipping?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How do you compliment a cat?