What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do dogs put on when the wind gets icy?