Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?