What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
When does a horse talk?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What farm animal is best at karate?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?