Why did the young wizard lose his hair?
He misplaced his spell.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
How do you get a watch ready for work?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How does Moses make coffee?