What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
Which dinosaur would dominate at golf?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?