Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high.
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call a ghost who loves the holidays?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Which animal always follows the latest trends?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Which farm animals are famous painters?