What do you call a gorilla with headphones on?
Anything you like - he can't hear you.
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call a machine that lifts snacks?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?