Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?