What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What animal knows kung fu?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?