What do you get when you cross a computer with a guard dog?
A lot of bytes.
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you call a flower that runs on batteries?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What candy never shows up on time?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?