What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
What game do horses always win?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why do grandparents and kids get along so well?
What do you call a sneaky pig robber?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?