Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
They were his watch dogs.
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?