Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Because they are great at fixing problems!
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What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What happens when a magician boards a plane?
How did the baby tell mom about the diaper?
What happens when two flowers kiss?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?